3.10-6
The Far Beach (La Punta Roca) to the Urbanization to San Juan
International Airport
Thursday
March 28th, 1991

I’m on may way back to the airport but I've decided best to go with the ‘opposite’
theory and go in the 'opposite' direction from my previous walks.  In this way, I’ll be
able to escape the clutches of Puerto Rico and return to the states (see map of area
below).




























As early in the morning as it was (guessing it was between 2 to 4 am) I passed a
couple of people on the beach.  After walking a half an hour or so I head up to the
main road continuing my walk passing a man riding a bicycle.  I eventually see a
flashing yellow light up in the distance, which excites me since it means I am reaching
civilization once again.  As I near the lights a group of 3 or 4 teenagers is walking the
opposite direction down the road.  For protection I pull the plastic bag over my head
so I wouldn’t be recognized.  It worked for they only said a few things toward me and
passed on by.  

As I am walking toward the flashing light I pass a big white sign with black lettering on
my right side which says something like “Escuela Elemental” which I figured meant
elementary school and it had like a regulation # on it.  The sign was in front of a
cement wall about 5 feet tall and behind the wall was the school.  Right next to the
sign was a PRTC pay phone.  So I get on the phone and call my dad to let him know
that Manny still hasn’t found me and that I am not waiting at Roca del Mar de Jorge
anymore.  I let him know that I am heading in the opposite direction to the airport this
time since everything is opposite from what we expect and so I will be successful at
flying out of the airport this time by doing the opposite from my previous attempts.  

I read to him the sign that was in front of me and let him know that I was going to
climb the wall to enter the school even though it appeared the sign was saying it was
not legal to do so.  I wanted to see if I could find some scissors to cut off my silk
pants since when I ripped off pieces to protect my feet from the hot sands, they
hadn’t torn nicely and long pieces of the seems were dangling from the newly formed
ends of my pants.  I also let him know that I was able to now read minds and even
played a game with him where he’d think of a number and I’d let him know the
number he was thinking.  

I ended the call with my dad and then climbed the school wall.  It was a weird feeling
being in a school that is completely vacated.  I was in a like a court yard area and
there were a couple of classroom buildings on either side.  In the back were a couple
wooden outdoor latrines, one of which I decided to use.  As I exited the latrine, to my
left across the courtyard were some classrooms. I pass each room to check doors to
see if any were open.  I found one and entered.  I went to the front of the classroom
where the teacher’s desk was.  I sat down and looked in the drawers for some
scissors but found none.  But at my bare feet were a pair of slippers obviously
belonging to the teacher for this class.  It seemed best to me that I wear them for the
rest of my journey since I didn’t know how long it might be nor how hot the road and
sands would be.  I found a pen and some paper and wrote a note to the teacher
explaining I was borrowing her slippers and that I would be back some day soon to
repay her.

I left the classroom, jumped back over the school wall and headed to the flashing
yellow light.  At the light was a T intersection.  I took a right turn at the T and headed
away from the ocean and toward the airport.  The area was densely forested and
there were no lights around other than the flasher now behind me.  I walked for a
while and came to another road.  I turned to the right and passed a few houses.  I
turned left and headed once again toward the airport.  I passed what seemed like a
farm house and headed down a dark offshoot road still toward the airport.  I
eventually came to the end of the road where it met lots of dark still water.  I figured
the airport in this area must be surrounded by this water.  I could see the lights of
the airport off in the distance.

I wandered back to the area of the houses.  As I’m walking in the area of the houses
I guy driving wildly passes by.  I can hear his engine roaring up and down other
streets nearby me.  Again he passes by.  Figure he must be crazy driving like a
maniac up and down these streets over and over again.  

I find a house on the next block where some kids have left their bikes out front.  I
grab one to ride back to the airport.  I go a few feet when I see that both tires are
flat.  I lay the bike back down in the yard and continue to walk.  

I begin to search again for another bike but instead I see another taxi coming down
the street.  It passes me by and stops at a house just down the way.  I walk toward
the taxi to see if he can give me a ride to the airport but in the opposite direction
from my normal attempts.  By the time I reach his house he is inside.  I knock on the
door but there is no answer.  So I know a again.  I hear voices from inside the house
so I begin to speak asking for a ride to the airport.  Then the entity returns and
begins to talk to them, even conjuring up the man’s dead mother ‘Maria’.  The
people in the house are crying and the entity is telling them about Satan being dead
and about his mistake and the opposite theory.  I don’t get my ride to the airport so I
go on down the street back to where I saw early saw the bike.

By now the sun is starting to come up and I see more houses on another block.  I
see people turning on their lights to get themselves ready for the new day.  I walk
toward a house with a huge tree in front of it with beautiful red flowers all over it.  I
see a man coming out of his house nearby and heading to his car.  I approach him
and ask him in English if he can take me to the airport.  He has me hop in the back
seat and he drives down the street to pick up his work buddy.  The ride to the airport
was quiet.  They didn’t go the way I wanted - the opposite way – they went the same
way I had made it to the airport before – past Roca del Mar de Jorge, past the food
kiosks, past the marina and over the little bridge beside the Marina.  On the way to
the airport the entity reaches out and caresses each of them kindly on their arms –
they look back with nice big smiles and then look and smile at each other.  They
drop the entity off at the entrance to the road into the airport and take off to begin
their workday.

I walk on into the terminal as it is beginning to rain lightly.  I cover my head with my
yellow plastic bag to keep dry and so the police would not recognize me. I head first
as usual to Juan and Pedro at Virgin Air and they were in.  I again tell them my lasted
story and one of them tells me not to wear the plastic bag on my head.  Next, I head
off to find Ruth.  There she was sitting outside in the row of fiberglass chairs.  I greet
her and ask her if I can use my Visa, American Airline Frequent Flyer card and the
Virgin Airline button.  She hands these to me and I bid her farewell.  Next stop is the
airport hotel.  I take the elevator to the lobby floor, walk up to the front desk and ask
to check in so I could get some good sleep.  They don’t allow me even though I
presented my Visa card.  I head over to a pay phone to try and make some calls but
with no dimes I couldn’t.

So I finally decided to walk down to the Traveler’s Aid office.  There I find Wanda and
Lilly excited to see me (even with the bag over my head I guess they were able to
recognize me).  They let me know Manny has been looking for me and that they will
let him know they have found me.  I let them know I was hungry so they gave me an
airport voucher.  I headed downstairs and somehow found my way to the American
Airlines employee cafeteria.  I get some rice and beans and a few other local items
and sit down at a table just outside the cafeteria still wearing my bag.  Before I got to
eat anything though the airport police find me and take me away.

Eventually the airport police hand me off to some San Juan Municipal police.  I see
their badges and I know that I am finally in the right hands - Santos & Santiago.  
These were the names that Carlos was singing over and over again in Buena Vista –
foreshadowing what was to come for me. Santos & Santiago were very nice to me as
expected.   Were they were taking me I didn’t know but as we drove away I mocked
the scene of Charles Manson in “Helter Skelter” being taken away in a police squad
car – face up against the right rear window.  On our way I was singing Carlos’s song
– “Santos, Santiago, La Santana”.  They took me to Centro Medico, the main
hospital in San Juan.  I was there for a couple of days I believe but time became lost
once I was in this system.  I recall only that I was straight-jacketed (I got out of it
twice) and there was another guy there who would put his cigarettes out on me.

I was then transferred to CPC San Juan Capistrano Hospital, a private hospital in Rio
Piedras.  Here I finally met up with Dave, my sister’s husband, and Manny.  First
question I had for Manny was, “Am I really alive”, for I thought for sure I had died and
the past week was the new reality in death.

I remember having great times at the hospital.  I was no longer eating meat so I
would trade my meat dish at dinner with someone for more beans or rice.  My salad I
ate without dressing, just “au natural”.   The TV in the general area kept showing
advertisements for ‘Pizza, Pizza’ – Little Caesar’s Pizza.  I’d ask the doctors and staff
for pizza from Little Caesar’s and they’d just smile – there was none in Puerto Rico.  
But they were so nice that they did get pizza one day and shared with me.

The time at this hospital I was on some strong tranquilizing medications and I don’t
recall sleeping at all.  They filled our time with some crafts and even allowed us to
swim out in the hospital pool – I was the only one who did that though.  The lifeguard
was a beautiful Puerto Rico guy.  I also recall a very pretty girl who was in for slitting
her wrists – she was just a young teen – she’d become depressed because of
treatment she was getting at home.  I also met Ramon, a computer guy like myself.  

These were now the last moments of my trip around the world.  I vividly recall the
drive to San Juan International Airport, down 65th Infantry (as I know now) toward
Carolina, with colorful signs on each side of the street and the many busy shops
along the way.  It was good to be going home.  

We all just want to go back home.
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